Common txt Lingo!!

Do you ever feel like a social outcast because you don't know ANY text lingo?

do u evr feel lke a social outcast becuz u dont kno any txt lingo?  

Or, if, when your chatting on google talk, you can NEVER understand your friends because their words are filled with abrieviations?

or, if, when ur chtting on google talk, u can nvr understand ur friends becuz thr words R filled wth abrvtions?

Well, this post will solve ur probs!!   You won't feel lke a social outcst anymre!  +, u'll stump ur friends!!!

Sounds cool?  Well, read on!

Common text lingo:

BRB:  Be right back

bibi: Bye bye

g2g: Got to go

omg: Oh my gosh

lol: Laugh out loud

BTW: By the way

BFF: Best friends forever

JK: Just kidding

LYLAS: Love you like a sister

TTYL: Talk to you later

TMI: Too much info

Punctuation and Emoticons

<3 = Heart

:) = Smiley face

;) = Wink Face

:D = Grin

:P = Tongue

O . O = Bug eyed face ..... ?

\m/ = Rock on!

B-) = Sunglasses

}:-) = Devil

:(|) = Monkey

-  - 

 --  = Squint

O:-) = Angel

> . < = Squint Face (#2)

Numbers & Letters  = ........

2 = to, two(duh), too

4 = for, four

8 = L8ter, ate

B = be

C = see

O = Oh

P = pee

R = are

T = tee

u = you

Tips:

For the optimal non-social-outcast's chat lingo, DO NOT CAPITALIZE or punctuate

(unless . . . .  emoticon)

do not use vowels .. . . lk ths

if a  constonant repeats, only type it once, like this.  bookeeper

Sample Conversation:

Friend: hey!  Wat'sup?

You: h hw u dng?

Friend: Huh?  U ain't makin' any sense . . . 

You: lol i jst lrnd sm txt lng frm ths rlly cl blg.

Friend: What the . .. . 

You: cn u undrstnd me?

Friend: What?

You: anywys, C U l8er.

Friend: Say What?!?!?

You: \m/ pce out!  g2g!  bibi!

WARNINGS:

Do not use this type of english dialect at work, or when emailing your boss, as it will likely get you fired.

\m/

Things to do when bored

Do you ever catch yourself on the internet, checking your gmail OVER AND OVER again, just for the sake of it?  Well, here are some "constructive" things you can do!


5. Games.  OK, I know I said constructive, but some times its OK to have some fun.  Here's my personal favorite, http://www.gameninja.com/  .   This site is one of the only sites that actually has Mario on it.  It also has action, adventure,  fighting, driving, puzzle, you name it!  Disney fan?  Play Hannah Montana!

4.  Go to www.freerice.com, and feed the hungry!  It's a site that's COMPLETELY FREE, for ever question you get right, free rice will donate 10 grains of rice.  Now, that may not sound like a lot, but imagine what'll happen if you get 25, 50, 100 questions right!  And they aren't even hard, here's a sample question:

If you can't see, the question is:
Spotless means:


immaculate
thick
victorious
ungenerous

3.  Improve your computer drawing skills!  Go to http://www.sketchswap.com/ .  This is a super cool website that allows you to "swap drawings" with other people online!

2.  Share your writing, and read others!  http://figment.com/  is a great place to share your own writing, read others, and connect!  There's also contests (with really cool prizes) , live chats, and forums!!!

1.  Read this blog, and leave comments!!!!  Hahaha, JK!  ;)
                        or am I. . . . . . ?


*These are my fav things to do on the internet when I'm bored.  What are yours?  Leave a comment!!!!!!

How to: Wrap a Present

Up until recently, my wrapped presents all looked like this ---->>














Are you like me?  Are you one of those people who can never, EVER wrap a pretty present?
Well, don't worry!  :)  These next few links will help you get rid of your gift wrapping dilemma!  :)








---->>  http://www.realsimple.com/holidays-entertaining/gifts/wrap-present-00000000002233/index.html
http://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-a-Present


A video on how to WRAP LIKE A PRO!  ---->  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUk-fR6TAnk

Wrap like this in no time! 

                                                                                  :)


Some Tips . . .


Try and always buy the wrapping paper with squares.  That way, you can cut easier, instead of trying to cut the wrapping paper with the box lying right on top of it.


It's always better to have too much than too little.  If you have too much, you can always cut off excess.  If you have too little.. well, that'll ruin the surprise!  If you're worried about saving paper, remember, if you need to start over, that'll use up even more paper.


Try to cut in one continuous line.  That way, the edges will be sharp and crisp, instead of raggedy.

Changin' a Tire

Post #3: How to Change a Tire.


One of the things that might come handy if your in a pickle is how to change a tire.  Actually, you'll really need this handy skill if you get a flat tire.
Like my previous post about cooking an omelette, instead of actually putting the directions IN the post, I have decided to put a link here. Sorry, for the inconvenience of clicking yet ANOTHER link, but I think you'll thank me, because I am not yet an expert tire-changer, and I am a horrible, horrible explainer! ;)
So, here it is, in all of its glory and magnificence:


http://www.dummies.com/how-to/content/how-to-change-a-tire.html
http://www2.latech.edu/~bmagee/303win97/Group3/2245.html
http://www.edmunds.com/how-to/how-to-change-a-flat-tire.html


Don't worry, my visual learners, I haven't forgotten about you :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joBmbh0AGSQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Cookin' an Omelette

Hey there!
 It's been less than a day since I posted my first blog, this is officially my 2nd POST! :)


        This is a recipe on how to cook an omelettte, in TEN MINUTES, with just 4 INGREDIENTS!!!!! Also, this recipe got a 5 star rating, so.... If you don't know how to cook a quick, cheap, and tasty omelette, check it out!


 *By the way, I know that this post may seem a little random, but personally, I LOVE EGGS, and I would be so mad if I couldn't eat any tasty eggs just because I couldn't cook an omelette!


* And so, without any further delay... ----->>    http://culinaryarts.about.com/od/eggsdairy/r/omelet.htm

Hey there!!!!!!!

Hello!
As you might have already guessed from the title, this blog was created, has just been created, to share things. Meaningful things.  Things you can use.
On this blog you will be able to find...
               - recipes
               - news (INTERESTING news you can use)
               - useful howto's
               - and FUN!
 *As you can tell, I am very excited!!!!! :)


 Also, feel free to share your thoughts and suggestions in the comments. I have turned on the anonymous function on blogger so that you can be anonymous!


 *If no one views or comments, I will be very sad, and not post anymore... :( Bye!!!!!!!