Common txt Lingo!!

Do you ever feel like a social outcast because you don't know ANY text lingo?

do u evr feel lke a social outcast becuz u dont kno any txt lingo?  

Or, if, when your chatting on google talk, you can NEVER understand your friends because their words are filled with abrieviations?

or, if, when ur chtting on google talk, u can nvr understand ur friends becuz thr words R filled wth abrvtions?

Well, this post will solve ur probs!!   You won't feel lke a social outcst anymre!  +, u'll stump ur friends!!!

Sounds cool?  Well, read on!

Common text lingo:

BRB:  Be right back

bibi: Bye bye

g2g: Got to go

omg: Oh my gosh

lol: Laugh out loud

BTW: By the way

BFF: Best friends forever

JK: Just kidding

LYLAS: Love you like a sister

TTYL: Talk to you later

TMI: Too much info

Punctuation and Emoticons

<3 = Heart

:) = Smiley face

;) = Wink Face

:D = Grin

:P = Tongue

O . O = Bug eyed face ..... ?

\m/ = Rock on!

B-) = Sunglasses

}:-) = Devil

:(|) = Monkey

-  - 

 --  = Squint

O:-) = Angel

> . < = Squint Face (#2)

Numbers & Letters  = ........

2 = to, two(duh), too

4 = for, four

8 = L8ter, ate

B = be

C = see

O = Oh

P = pee

R = are

T = tee

u = you

Tips:

For the optimal non-social-outcast's chat lingo, DO NOT CAPITALIZE or punctuate

(unless . . . .  emoticon)

do not use vowels .. . . lk ths

if a  constonant repeats, only type it once, like this.  bookeeper

Sample Conversation:

Friend: hey!  Wat'sup?

You: h hw u dng?

Friend: Huh?  U ain't makin' any sense . . . 

You: lol i jst lrnd sm txt lng frm ths rlly cl blg.

Friend: What the . .. . 

You: cn u undrstnd me?

Friend: What?

You: anywys, C U l8er.

Friend: Say What?!?!?

You: \m/ pce out!  g2g!  bibi!

WARNINGS:

Do not use this type of english dialect at work, or when emailing your boss, as it will likely get you fired.

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